From across the prairie the herd rides. At first the only sign is from over the horizon, an odd cloud of dust moving this way. Gradually the sound builds, first just a thrumming on the breeze, then suddenly and surprisingly a deafening bass crescendo of pounding hooves and snorting–the smell of sweat and closeness and the shrieks of lighter, skinnier, and (let's face it) wimpier riders being trampled, gored and unceremoniously dropped before the relentless pounding of the stampede.
Whether you enjoy a good post-ride porterhouse or prefer the guilt-free pleasures of ruminating on a mouthful of alfalfa sprouts, The beef jersey honors the larger rider. If you relish the upcoming descent or love pounding the scrawnier ones into submission on the flats, The Beef jersey will let your intentions be known to all who deign to follow in your slipstream (that is at least until you hit the climb).
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The Beef full-zip Jersey
We're bullish on this jersey: Made of Aries Micro Plus sublimated fabric, it’s patterned after the iconic hereford breed and branded by the Rocking-11 Ranch. It features a full-front zipper to keep you cool on the hottest cattle drives and three roomy pockets for a large supply of jerky (or silage). Designed and Manufactured in California. Ships with a mess of "USDA Choice" temporary tattoos (which were made in Arizona since you were wondering). Please note: The Beef jersey is only available in sizes LG, XL, 2X and 3X, so you SM and MD people should bulk up a little before considering this one. Special sale price, $49.
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