Observations from the Olympic Village
by Derek Brouchard-Hall

report filed September 2000, Sydney, Australia

The village is about 1 mile long and 1/2 mile wide. It houses over 16,000 people, most in 4-8 bedroom condos with two to a room. The complex is all brand new, and the condos will be sold after the games to the public. They will all have to be modified after the games before anyone could move in: the garages have been carpeted and painted to be another bedroom. The kitchens have not been finished Ð they have only a sink and a fridge. They all have at least one extra bathroom installed for now Ð quite awkwardly in a hallway typically. The furniture consists of single beds (too short for anyone over 6 ft - and a lot of Olympic athletes are over 6 ft), particle board bed tables, dressers, and armoirs, and plastic lawn furniture in the living room in front of the 13" TV. It has all the warmth of Kmart home furnishings department. Any open space between the condos have been filled with trailers which houses each country's delegation staff and operations. There are chain link fences everywhere.

      Regimen required to get to the track from our condo in the village: Walk 4 minutes to bus stop. Wait up to 7 minutes for bus. Maybe get on next bus, maybe not Ð often they are so crowded you can't put any more people on them. If too crowded, wait several more minutes. Take bus for 5 minutes. Exit bus and take 1 to 10 minutes to go through security check point for 3 minute walk to another bus stop. Wait up to 15 minutes for bus to depart. Take bus for 25-40 minutes, depending on traffic. Exit bus and go through security check point for entrance to track. All bags must be X-rayed, all bikes inspected. Walk 5 minutes to infield of track. If you are keeping score, door to infield can take anywhere from an hour to an hour and a half. The track is only 10 kilometers away.

      I have been struck by how many athletes here are of uncommon stature. Many exceed 6' 6", but a seemingly greater number don't reach 5'. Unusual physicality, of some kind, is a requisite for unusual athletic achievement.

      Women's gymnastics should be renamed girls gymnastics. Most don't look old enough to cross a busy street without an adult, to say nothing of carrying the burden of Olympic glory.

      I had lunch next to Goran Ivanisavic today.

      Nutrition is not of particular importance in many "sports." I say this based not on an analysis of the physiological demands of said sports, but on an analysis of what so many athletes are putting on their food trays. The McDonalds booth is always very busy.

      At 10:45 PM last night, I, along with anyone else who dared try to sleep before 11PM, was woken by a thunderous boom which shook our entire condo significantly. The booms continued for 15 more minutes. Yes, it was dress rehearsal for the Opening Ceremonies Ð complete with a full run of the fireworks show. Our condo has a beautiful view of the Olympic Park where the show was being performed Ð so it was great fun. BUT IT IS ALMOST 11PM AND I NEED TO WAKE AT 6AM FOR TRACK TRAINING! Let there be no doubt whose Olympics these really are, because they are not the athletes'.

      I am hoping to trade some USA clothing for that from another country. I really want Burkina Faso.

      All conversation ceases at our dining table when a beautiful woman walks by. We don't say much at meals.

      The riding in and around Sydney is worse than bad. Imagine doing all your training on El Camino Real in the Bay Area, or Route 1 in the Boston area. The ride of choice has become the shoulder of the main highway in town Ð unlike in the US, this is legal.

      When I look out upon all the people here from every corner of the globe, I realize that we are all united by one thing: We are all, in some way, sponsored by Adidas.

      There is a free video arcade in the village. It is absolutely packed all day.

      There is a free library in the village. I don't know where it is and I haven't met anyone yet who knows either.

      Planned diet for September 20, the day after we finish competing: Breakfast: nothing but chocolate frosted donuts. Lunch: nothing but Big Macs and Hot Apple Pies. Dinner: nothing, food slows alcohol absorption. (Just kidding, I'll probably have a little pizza for dinner.)

      An armed security force accompanies us to and from all official training and racing. Israel is the only other country that has such security.

      Our official team apparel from the USOC, unlike all other countries, only says our country name in very small type which couldn't be read from more than 10 feet. Whether this is for modesty or safety, I am not sure.

      Since being named to the Olympic team, I would guess that I have done over 50 media interviews. The following towns have run stories on me along the theme of "hometown boy goes to Sydney": Palo Alto, CA; Norton, MA; Burlington, VT; Boston, MA; Colorado Springs, CO; Trenton, NJ; Redlands, CA. Milk it baby.

      The media is everywhere, but easily avoided unless you are a big name athlete. If you want to be a media darling, all you have to do is hang out where the media is Ð in certain zones of the village and event cites. If not, don't. I don't.

      The Opening Ceremonies are tonight. It has been estimated that it will take 7 hours of time for the athletes Ð up to half of that standing or walking. Why would anyone march if their competition is within a week of that ordeal? We will be skipping that. But don't expect us to try to go to bed early Ð remember, the fireworks begin at 10:45 PM.

      My family (Roberta, my parents, my Aunt Gerry) arrived today. I managed to get them tickets to the Opening Ceremonies, so they will be there tonight. Though I have not seen Roberta in weeks and she will only be about 500 meters away this evening, it will be impossible to meet up with her Ð too many chain link fences.

      Three days to competitionÉ..pressure builds.

      More later ...

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